"Little piggy little piggy, let me in!"
"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!"

Fractured fairytales are awesome. Fractured fairytales and poetry are better. Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes are great read-aloud material. The recent, brilliant Guardian Three Little Pigs commercial made me think of Dahl's take on the pigs and their wolfish antagonist.

Find Roald Dahl's 'Three Little Pigs' Revolting Rhyme here.